TITLE CARD:
          ED MUNXLEY
          America's Least Responsible CIA Field Agent

MUSIC: John Zorn "Graveyard Shift" from NAKED CITY

                      NARRATOR
          The Adventures of Ed Munxley,
          America's Least Responsible
          CIA Field Agent!... Tonight,
          Ed flashes back to 1973, a
          foxhole in Santiago Chile. A
          group of tired agents share a
          pot of coffee. His face
          gaunt, hovering over a sheaf
          of secret documents, Ed
          breaks the silence:

MUSIC: FADES.

INT. NIGHT - A FOXHOLE

CUT TO a foxhole in Santiago, Chile. ED looks up suddenly.

                      ED
          Gee, if we destabilized one
          more South American country,
          we could make Smores!

Freeze-frame.

TITLE CARD:
          ED MUNXLEY
          America's Least Responsible CIA Field Agent

MUSIC: UP AND OUT.

END.