Michal Jackson's nose waits in a tabloid as a
      small child pushes my shopping cart ninety
      degrees to the right. I vomit.

                            BILLIE HOLIDAY
                Them that's not shall get.
                Them that's not shall lose.
                Yep. Both those things. This
                land is your land.

2     THE DEATH OF FRANK SINATRA

      Frank Sinatra dies.

                            GEORGE CLOONEY
                     (turns away, no reaction)
                     (NOTE: homage to the original
                     OCEAN'S ELEVEN)

3     SANTA ANA, CALIFORNIA. EXT. NIGHT

      A note safety-pinned to Charlize Theron's
      panties. (VERY IMPORTANT: The panties are
      pink.)

                            JOHNNY APPLESEED
                I think this is dying to
                become a musical. A musical
                with no libretto. Simply have
                everyone sing "La, la, la"
                from here until the end of the
                movie. Let the audience GUESS
                the plot. That'll teach 'em.

      THE END.