Sunrise over the Gulf of Honduras.

                             NARRATOR
                 How to put down a Piano.
                     (beat)
                 Say, "You’re tinkly."
                     (abusively)
                 "Tinkle! Tinkle tinkle tinkle!"

      Local WOMEN set their laundry out to dry.

                             HUGH GRANT
                 Obviously that’s put down in
                 the sense of "insult", not in
                 the sense of "euthanize".

      The clothes dry instantly. The washerwomen all go
      home.

                             TORI AMOS
                 Actually, instructions for
                 euthanizing a piano are
                 available at www.irk.ork.com/
                 throbbing.html

                             WORDS CARVED ON A PIANO
                 please do not carve your
                 initials in this piano because
                 it will draw attention away from
                 my initials

      SUNSET.

      FADE OUT.

      THE END.